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1. Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

Sep 9, 2019 6m

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2. Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

Sep 9, 2019 3m

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3. Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

Oct 14, 2019 5m

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4. You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

Oct 21, 2019 5m

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5. Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

Oct 28, 2019 6m

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6. Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

Nov 4, 2019 4m

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7. On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

Nov 11, 2019 7m

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8. Man Turns Home into Home Depot

Nov 18, 2019 4m

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9. "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

Nov 25, 2019 5m

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10. Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

Dec 2, 2019 5m

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11. Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

Dec 9, 2019 5m

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12. Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

Dec 16, 2019 5m

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13. We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

Dec 23, 2019 5m

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14. One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

Dec 30, 2019 4m

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15. True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

Jan 6, 2020 9m

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16. Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

Jan 6, 2020 5m

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17. Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

Jan 13, 2020 5m

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18. Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

Jan 20, 2020 5m

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19. Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

Jan 27, 2020 8m

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20. Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

Feb 3, 2020 4m

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21. Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

Feb 10, 2020 6m

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22. Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

Feb 17, 2020 5m

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23. Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

Feb 24, 2020 4m